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Monday, August 10, 2009
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The friend zone is one of the oldest and most common traps that women set up to trick gullible losers into an eternity of mental enslavement. The stage is set for the friend zone when the woman is already in a relationship with a real man. As often as 13 year old boys need to jerk off to Pamela Anderson or Quentin Tarantino, girls just have to bitch about something; therefore she tries to whine to her boyfriend. Being the insensitive bastard he is, the guy has better things to do than listening to her complains when he leaves the toilet seat up, and how he doesn't call enough, and other shit nobody cares about so he tells her to STFU. Of course, after a while of this she will start hemorrhaging angst and will desperately need an emotional tampon to soak it all up. This is when she will lure in a spineless nice guy for her to brutally shove into a bloody cesspool of emotional baggage called the Friend Zone.
The Trap:
The trap consists of a girl feigning interest in some vulnerable beta male pussy.
Part 1 (the mindfuck): She will start flirting with the guy until he shows visible signs of becoming hopelessly in love with her. When the guy starts to flirt back, she will suddenly ignore him, causing uncertainty which will make him think he's "going too fast" so he will back down. She will then repeat the same thing ad nauseum.
Part 2 (the milking): During the now unbreakable cycle, she will tell him all her angst and bullshit while saying lies to keep him interested:
* "Thanks for listening, you are such an angel."
* "Why can't more guys be like you?"
* "You're so cute!"
* "My boyfriend is so mean.... you would make the perfect man."
* "I Heart You" or "I luv you"
* "You are like a brother to me."
* "If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would want you to be my boyfriend."
She will also hint for him to buy stuff for her, which the idiot will. Basically, she will milk him for attention, hugs, and gifts for as long as she can keep this mindfuck up. The guy's belief in these lies will lead to him always being stuck in the friend zone and will cause the incurable "permavirgin" status.
When he asks her out
When a guy actually gains the courage to ask her out she will keep him in by just saying "I'm not ready for a relationship right now", or "I'm not entirely sure of my own feelings" (hinting that there might be hope later), and thus the cycle continues.
OR
She will admit that she wants to be just friends (which is just 1 level of hell less to endure). But it doesn't end there, no sir. When she misses all the gifts and is in need of another emotional tampon, she will go right back to crying on his shoulder and saying how "My BF and I going through a rough time, and I think we're going to break up". She will then show interest in him again, but this time around when he asks her out again she just has to say "He and I are broken up, but I still have feelings for him...... I'm so confused!" and continue to pine for her old boyfriend while restarting the cycle once again.
OR
She will agree to date him, then unexpectedly call it off at the last minute. The dumb loser won't connect the dots and continue to pine after the upstanding young lady. By the time he figures it out, he's graduated high school and is alone in the basement. BAWWW!
Why do they do it?
Lulz, never getting any.
Lulz, never getting any.
Since the advent of feminism, women have incorporated the concept that they are more equal than men in life. As such, men have grown up in an environment where women are worshiped and honored because men are so afraid of making a mistake in their opposite sex relationships. Think of it like a dog/owner relationship. All women, at their core, are filthy whores. This isn't an insult, because it's true. It's science. If someone is a male and finds himself pining over a girl because she is willing to honor his failure of an existence on this earth with an AIM message once a week asking for computer help or to borrow a few hundred bucks so that she and her boyfriend could rent a cherry picker and fuck outside his bedroom window, that person would be only too happy to provide her with said provisions, because in his delusional state of neckbearded virginity, he thinks that somehow it will lead to her loving him. In truth, that virgin is her property.
Is There Hope?
And that is if you are lucky.PRO TIP: You're not
And that is if you are lucky.
PRO TIP: You're not
Yes. Get a Girlfriend or escort (no traps allowed faggot) or shop some pics up of you and a girl. Her whoreness won't allow another woman to steal her virgin property. She will come to conquer your manmeat, then tell your imaginary girlfriend about your necro fetish and your micropenis. Otherwise,
NO. There is no hope. You have a better chance of singlehandedly bringing peace to the Middle East than breaking free of the friend zone and dating her. Contrary to what compliments she has given you, she would rather take a .357 magnum to the head than to even think about actually dating you. Always keep one simple fact in mind: a nice guy is the exact male equivalent of a fat chick. The very fact that you are in the friend zone makes you sexually repellent. The idea of you two fucking makes her go - "Eeeew! Gross!," and it's an instinctive reaction that goes right to the bone.
I'm stuck! how do I get out?
Well, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Just like when you admitted to jacking off to furry art, you have finally taken the first step to admitting you are one gullible dumbass who is an embarrassment to the male gender. So to get out, follow these steps:
1. Cunt punt.
2. Get it in your head that you got played like a fiddle, and you must forget about her.
3. Become "interested" with Secunda, and talk to Prima about how perfect Secunda is, and show a complete loss of interest for Prima. 50% chance that her jealousy will drive her to rethink your status, otherwise she will stop leading you on and find another sucker... win:win situation!
4. Don't talk to her ever again. Communicating with her will compromise your chances of getting out.
5. Block her from MSN, Myspace, Facebook, and everything else you can think of... Screw it. Just unplug your internets.
6. Unplug your phone.
7. Accuse her of stalking you if, despite all your best efforts, she still manages to contact you.
8. Burn your house down, change your name, and flee the country.
9. Rape her in the ass because she is asking for it.
10. Really, don't ever talk to her again!
Things to say when she calls
Surprise! You will still be dying alone.
Surprise! You will still be dying alone.
Alternatively, one can attempt to escape by using one (or all!) of these suitable responses when a woman attempts to use their siren-song on the unsuspecting ears of a lowly virgin:
1. No, I refuse to help you! Good day!
2. Only if you suck my dick.
3. Do your own math homework, bimbo.
4. What are you wearing?
5. I know I've never mentioned this before, but I'm hung like a pringles can.
6. Only if you give me a blumpkin.
7. Let's have a sleepover instead!
8. You know, I just came back from my tantra sex course. They taught us how to give women 45 minute orgasms.
9. Still on the pill?
10. Sure, but before that I want to test out this new swing I installed in my basement.
The friend zone is one of the oldest and most common traps that women set up to trick gullible losers into an eternity of mental enslavement. The stage is set for the friend zone when the woman is already in a relationship with a real man. As often as 13 year old boys need to jerk off to Pamela Anderson or Quentin Tarantino, girls just have to bitch about something; therefore she tries to whine to her boyfriend. Being the insensitive bastard he is, the guy has better things to do than listening to her complains when he leaves the toilet seat up, and how he doesn't call enough, and other shit nobody cares about so he tells her to STFU. Of course, after a while of this she will start hemorrhaging angst and will desperately need an emotional tampon to soak it all up. This is when she will lure in a spineless nice guy for her to brutally shove into a bloody cesspool of emotional baggage called the Friend Zone.
The Trap:
The trap consists of a girl feigning interest in some vulnerable beta male pussy.
Part 1 (the mindfuck): She will start flirting with the guy until he shows visible signs of becoming hopelessly in love with her. When the guy starts to flirt back, she will suddenly ignore him, causing uncertainty which will make him think he's "going too fast" so he will back down. She will then repeat the same thing ad nauseum.
Part 2 (the milking): During the now unbreakable cycle, she will tell him all her angst and bullshit while saying lies to keep him interested:
* "Thanks for listening, you are such an angel."
* "Why can't more guys be like you?"
* "You're so cute!"
* "My boyfriend is so mean.... you would make the perfect man."
* "I Heart You" or "I luv you"
* "You are like a brother to me."
* "If I didn't have a boyfriend, I would want you to be my boyfriend."
She will also hint for him to buy stuff for her, which the idiot will. Basically, she will milk him for attention, hugs, and gifts for as long as she can keep this mindfuck up. The guy's belief in these lies will lead to him always being stuck in the friend zone and will cause the incurable "permavirgin" status.
When he asks her out
When a guy actually gains the courage to ask her out she will keep him in by just saying "I'm not ready for a relationship right now", or "I'm not entirely sure of my own feelings" (hinting that there might be hope later), and thus the cycle continues.
OR
She will admit that she wants to be just friends (which is just 1 level of hell less to endure). But it doesn't end there, no sir. When she misses all the gifts and is in need of another emotional tampon, she will go right back to crying on his shoulder and saying how "My BF and I going through a rough time, and I think we're going to break up". She will then show interest in him again, but this time around when he asks her out again she just has to say "He and I are broken up, but I still have feelings for him...... I'm so confused!" and continue to pine for her old boyfriend while restarting the cycle once again.
OR
She will agree to date him, then unexpectedly call it off at the last minute. The dumb loser won't connect the dots and continue to pine after the upstanding young lady. By the time he figures it out, he's graduated high school and is alone in the basement. BAWWW!
Why do they do it?
Lulz, never getting any.
Lulz, never getting any.
Since the advent of feminism, women have incorporated the concept that they are more equal than men in life. As such, men have grown up in an environment where women are worshiped and honored because men are so afraid of making a mistake in their opposite sex relationships. Think of it like a dog/owner relationship. All women, at their core, are filthy whores. This isn't an insult, because it's true. It's science. If someone is a male and finds himself pining over a girl because she is willing to honor his failure of an existence on this earth with an AIM message once a week asking for computer help or to borrow a few hundred bucks so that she and her boyfriend could rent a cherry picker and fuck outside his bedroom window, that person would be only too happy to provide her with said provisions, because in his delusional state of neckbearded virginity, he thinks that somehow it will lead to her loving him. In truth, that virgin is her property.
Is There Hope?
And that is if you are lucky.PRO TIP: You're not
And that is if you are lucky.
PRO TIP: You're not
Yes. Get a Girlfriend or escort (no traps allowed faggot) or shop some pics up of you and a girl. Her whoreness won't allow another woman to steal her virgin property. She will come to conquer your manmeat, then tell your imaginary girlfriend about your necro fetish and your micropenis. Otherwise,
NO. There is no hope. You have a better chance of singlehandedly bringing peace to the Middle East than breaking free of the friend zone and dating her. Contrary to what compliments she has given you, she would rather take a .357 magnum to the head than to even think about actually dating you. Always keep one simple fact in mind: a nice guy is the exact male equivalent of a fat chick. The very fact that you are in the friend zone makes you sexually repellent. The idea of you two fucking makes her go - "Eeeew! Gross!," and it's an instinctive reaction that goes right to the bone.
I'm stuck! how do I get out?
Well, the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem. Just like when you admitted to jacking off to furry art, you have finally taken the first step to admitting you are one gullible dumbass who is an embarrassment to the male gender. So to get out, follow these steps:
1. Cunt punt.
2. Get it in your head that you got played like a fiddle, and you must forget about her.
3. Become "interested" with Secunda, and talk to Prima about how perfect Secunda is, and show a complete loss of interest for Prima. 50% chance that her jealousy will drive her to rethink your status, otherwise she will stop leading you on and find another sucker... win:win situation!
4. Don't talk to her ever again. Communicating with her will compromise your chances of getting out.
5. Block her from MSN, Myspace, Facebook, and everything else you can think of... Screw it. Just unplug your internets.
6. Unplug your phone.
7. Accuse her of stalking you if, despite all your best efforts, she still manages to contact you.
8. Burn your house down, change your name, and flee the country.
9. Rape her in the ass because she is asking for it.
10. Really, don't ever talk to her again!
Things to say when she calls
Surprise! You will still be dying alone.
Surprise! You will still be dying alone.
Alternatively, one can attempt to escape by using one (or all!) of these suitable responses when a woman attempts to use their siren-song on the unsuspecting ears of a lowly virgin:
1. No, I refuse to help you! Good day!
2. Only if you suck my dick.
3. Do your own math homework, bimbo.
4. What are you wearing?
5. I know I've never mentioned this before, but I'm hung like a pringles can.
6. Only if you give me a blumpkin.
7. Let's have a sleepover instead!
8. You know, I just came back from my tantra sex course. They taught us how to give women 45 minute orgasms.
9. Still on the pill?
10. Sure, but before that I want to test out this new swing I installed in my basement.
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